Loving Mean Cards

I'm loving these mean cards - they're hilarious, and the stick figures render them impossible to offend.

Inside: my patience for your condition is beginning to wane

Inside: you best maintain our friendship

Inside: it doesn't love you back (there's just no app for that)

 Inside: you know why.

 Inside: ask around

 Inside: refrain, and seek instruction

It brings to mind the episode from Seinfeld where Kramer throws up on Susan and there's a suggestion of cards for awkward situations like 'Sorry I threw up on you'.

The mean cards artist also has a great blog called stories of daily peril filled with her wonderfully winsome stick images.

What mean cards or awkward-situation cards would you think up? My suggestions: 

(outside): you annoy me

(inside): but I find you oddly endearing

(outside): you make me sick

(inside): you're too talented for your own good

(outside): stop chucking sickies

(inside): they make mine look suspicious too